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Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay

  • Step Mom:

    Our Server was checking you out, Haley.

  • Me:

    Uh, that's nice.

  • Step Mom:

    What, you don't think he's cute?

  • Dad:

    She's Gay Tammy.

  • (Awkward Silence)

  • Step-Mom:

    Well whats so good about eating Pussy?

  • Me:

    Excu-

  • Dad:

    Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.

  • (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)

  • Me:

    You said Pussy like 5 times . . .

  • Dad:

    8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.

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